It’s been a long time since I last parted with money for wood, in the form of a bass I mean. This weekend I did just that. Replacing the Ibanez Ergodyne EDA 900 was always going to be an easy task, apart from the fact it looks like a sex toy there was little else [...]

So apparently Osama Bin Laden was not an IT Crowd fan but a Big Bang Theory fan? Thanks to the genius comedy journey put down by Linehan I now have a perfectly good image of the ‘Family Guy Bin Laden’ doing a *Knock Knock* “Penny” *Knock Knock* “Penny” sketch!

Yeah, my brains been working overdrive again, cancelling out my abilities to sleep and replacing them with the fascinating, if not pointless questions I collect during my observations of life. For example, everyone keeps complaining that the wind turbines are ruining our view of the countryside. I disagree, I think the are a particularly beautiful [...]

So everyone’s talking about I.C.E (In-case of emergency). The suggestion is that you should programme some numbers into your phone with the title ‘ICE’ so that if you get hit by a bus and are lying passed out in a pair of your own soiled underwear, the emergency services can see clearly who they should [...]